4chan is down so I'm making this thread How's it going anons?

My dick has taken me places I’m not proud of, I think it’s the nnn brain idk. Y’know those types of channels where the titles are “I caught *insert popular media* doing wacky thing (REAL LIFE)”. There’s a handful I found with those object head ladies from that skibidi toilet series on my alt yt account and they’re wearing fake pregnant bellies. They’re weirdly doing it for me with the mix of me liking those sorta object head designs and having a pregnancy fetish. I don’t think not having beat it silly for the past week is helping me. The videos themselves are what you’d expect. Just kinda weird, occasional exhaling air through your nose at parts, with honestly not too bad costumes. Although in one they were in like an empty part of a hospital and I was wondering how tf they got that. Lengths of the videos sorta impress me they go on with that shit for like half an hour. (I thought one was an hour long but it turned out to be a two vids in one) There’s two diff dudes that upload them and they have the same people. Haven’t beat it yet, sorta don’t wanna. Alright that’s the end of using Random as a confessional both.

/b/roskis I have a question. I took a shit earlier and it was a battle where many a deep and painful gurgle from the depths shook me to my core. During this troubled time I did what I usually do and gradually undress until I am nothing more than a pink mass perched upon my porcelain throne. Dear friends, is this a normal human instinct when shitting? Does one need to undress to poop at maximum velocity? Or am I just autistic.

Since r/sensualpregnantbirth was banned I created a community on burggit.moe for pregnancy and birth: https://burggit.moe/post/198237 Burggit also allows loli/shota for all you degenerates who like that.

Pregnant imagen 11 - 15

Bundle Joy

Twitter Nazis are out in full force tonight. Might as well hang out here.

I'll try to get better.

So Anons it's a classic become the girl below but the twist is, you write for lack of a better word "lore" about the person above you. Things such as: > How far along are they? > What kind of girl were they before getting knocked up? > What kind of guy knocked them up? (How descriptive you wanna be is up to you the better) > Did they get pregnant intentionally or accidentally (feel free to expand on that.) > Is the dad still in the picture? > Has the pregnancy been changing them at all mentally? > What kind of birth are they gonna have? > Etc. Feel free to add your own questions or ideas as we play along as this is the first thread of this type I've ever made. So anons, get ready to be transported into the body of a chick who is just about to see the plus sign on her pregnancy test, enjoy the next 9 months ;).

I don't know if this is just down to me being completely turned off by nudity, but I swear it feels like every other goddamn bare breast with nipples or the occasional cock pic tries their absolute hardest to find the most horrid, unfitting or just downright eye hurting colors to color in the "sexy" parts with. This goes for more than just pink too that's just the most common example I tend to see. Someone please explain to me how the fuck anons can get one off when the nipples' pink is brighter than the surface of the fucking sun or when they're some color that completely clashes with the character's skin tone? I think it's at its worst when it's a character that's hardly ever shown skin in their home media or especially when it's some OC with "quirky" colors for their privates, because that just makes the terrible color choice all the more noticeable and distracting. Just needed to vent post about this real quick, it's been bothering me for a while now.