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Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:58:21 Id:2128db No. 1770
/b/roskis I have a question. I took a shit earlier and it was a battle where many a deep and painful gurgle from the depths shook me to my core. During this troubled time I did what I usually do and gradually undress until I am nothing more than a pink mass perched upon my porcelain throne. Dear friends, is this a normal human instinct when shitting? Does one need to undress to poop at maximum velocity? Or am I just autistic.
Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:36:19 Id:408dd8 No. 1771
>>1770 I never wear clothes when I shit. And I almost always take a shower after, if only to wash my ass
Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:56:58 Id:1b97d4 No. 1772
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Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 16:11:48 Id:7787ee No. 1773
nah same, at home i do the same thing i would consider it weird if you undressed while shitting anywhere else
Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 16:36:42 Id:3d7a56 No. 1774
>>1770 Is this what birth feels like?
Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 17:11:33 Id:cb6117 No. 1775
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Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 17:25:12 Id:e0af71 No. 1776
>>1773 That's why I try my best to not defecate out of my home.
Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 05/07/2023 (Sun) 19:23:09 Id:c71f7d No. 1777
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I genuinely hate having eyes sometimes
belliesrlovely 05/07/2023 (Sun) 22:21:33 Id:049f56 No. 1778
Only by removing one's clothing can one achieve their full power.
Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 20:09:10 Id:ce1958 No. 1779
>>1778 I mean if Shonen anime taught me anything, it's that anytime the hero takes off a piece of clothing/has a piece of clothing destroyed, the other side is pretty fucked
Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 05/17/2023 (Wed) 05:02:43 Id:97e48c No. 1793
>>1770 yeah it reason it as "i know i want a full body wash after this one and i may be sweating and feverish the whole time"
BigBadBob 11/04/2023 (Sat) 10:55:26 Id:7223b7 No. 4151
WTF?
Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 11/04/2023 (Sat) 12:21:07 Id:f16d7b No. 4152
I mean, I've taken off my shirt for some particularly awful ones. That said, hard kek at this whole thread
Evertide 11/10/2023 (Fri) 12:24:06 Id:42d32e No. 4209
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It's not a Chan without a good toilet story.
Bun-In-The-Ovenonymous 11/10/2023 (Fri) 17:14:48 Id:518f68 No. 4215
>>1770 scholars are divided but it seems to help some people, but I would check your nutrition if this is a regular problem
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